Note to Self.

Must Remember:

• Must Minimize Justin Bieber Comments In Public - remember, you are actually 20 years old and a relationship with Justien Bieber would actually be illegal. Not like you'd want a relationship with a 16 year old because he'd probably just crash the car driving over to pick me up. No, no, that won't do. Boyfriend is much better looking anyway, and can actually play music.
• To Never Get Old - please tell me I'm not the only one who saw that lady running on 44th today? The one with the Golden Retriever? Oh God, that is destined to be me, isn't it?
• Go to the Store. Get a Pickle Card. - it's Erik's birthday and that's the only substantial thing I can give him because of his unnatural love for pickles. Maybe a jar of pickles? Too much? Too much.
• Be Friendly to Clients' Neighbors - they don't know you're in a hurry to go to 4,399 other houses to feed cats. Take a moment to smile and reply to any/all of their questions. They mean no harm. Try to stay out of the middle of the street during these confrontations; angry drivers.
• To Not Have Such a Need for Speed - stop watching Paul Walker movies. Stoplights are your friend, repeat to self.
• Allergy Pill - unless you enjoy the sensation of a tornado in your nose every time you try to breathe which leads to unrelenting sneezing attacks whilst driving which leads to going ten miles under the speed limit which leads to angry drivers behind me which leads to honking which leads to driving faster which leads to continuous sneezing. Repeat.
• You Love Your Job - did I just have to straddle a cat? I'm getting really good at rhyming things with pets' names. Am I in my friend's house right now, feeding his cat? I did just straddle a cat, didn't I? Oh My God. I just looked at my schedule, am I taking care of a pig this week? Is that pig named after a Mariner's player? Oh My God. I did just straddle a cat.