OMG. Can I say that on here? OHMYGOD.
First of all, every single person in that video (minus the Usher-wannabe cameo) is actually 11 years old. Maybe 12. What kind of parties do 11 and 12 year olds go to on Fridays? Pajama parties? If this music video is implying that these kids just go BUCK WILD on Fridays and are getting schwasted, then I need to just sit down and have a moment to myself.
Friday nights, when I was 12, consisted of renting movies and staying up until 11. And that, my friends, was badass. Sometimes a friend would come over and we would call a boy and giggle until he got too annoyed and hung up.
This video is the epitome of bad music composing, bad singing, bad cinematography, and bad sound mixing. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? The only thing I got out of the song was that I learned my weekdays. OH, Thursday comes before Friday. I was confused, really glad that just got straightened out.
Rebecca Black sounds like she has a clothespin stuck on her nose the entire song. She can't sing. She can't even dance, she just awkwardly sways? Her friends driving the convertible aren't even old enough to get their permits. And even if they were, there would need to be an adult present in that vehicle!
Usher-wannabe is rapping about a schoolbus being in his way. But the song is about Friday nights. What kind of schoolbus is getting in your way on a Friday night? Where are you going? What are you trying to do creeper!?
In the 3 minutes and 48 seconds of my life that I wasted watching that on YouTube, over 300 people disliked the video and it got 2 likes. OVER 300 PEOPLE. IN LESS THAN 4 MINUTES. Rebecca Black, sweet child, please never sing again. Or do, just don't put it on YouTube, for all our sakes. For shame to whoever wrote that song. Just, for shame.
Here's the link in case you want to suffer alongside of me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0
