Eight Part Harmony

I am so sorry that you had to suffer through trials and tribulations without my wisdom guiding your every step. Of course, I don't know what these trials and tribulations are or were, but I feel like if I had been posting blog entries at least I could have momentarily helped you escape from your woes. Or not though. Or maybe. Too much too soon?

SINCE I have been MIA for over a month, I will fill you in on my life.

Part One -- I went to Hawaii. Totally overrated, not that exciting, blah blah. I know that it's sacrilegious to not enjoy every moment of your time in Hawaii, but believe me, it's possible. Hawaii is just painful for me because I'm never there for a good reason. Well I mean, I'm there for a good reason, but trust me, I wish I didn't have to be there for that reason. I'm just going to stop while I'm ahead because right now you have no idea what I'm talking about. Moving on.

Part Two -- I got an A- on my archaeology paper. How? Secrets of the world, my child.

Part Three -- The baby loves who stop and graze occasionally outside my door are multiplying before my eyes. Well, not actually before my eyes. If they were I would look away.

Part Four -- Paranormal Activity 2: waste of $10 and two hours of your life. Don't bother. Or do, though.

Part Five -- Did you know Thousand Island Dressing is named after the Philippines? DO NOT quote me on that. If you're looking for someone to quote on that, contact me and I will give you his name and social security number.

Part Six -- Something is wrong with me because I suddenly love orange juice. That actually is sacrilegious.

Part Seven -- I got new socks. And the girl in my dance class commented on them today, because she has the same socks, and she loves my socks, and I love her socks. Socks, socks, socks.

Part Eight -- I'm about to start my newest and most fun project of the year. Stay tuned, I will post it when it's completed.